The things that come out of Isaiah's mouth

THESE PANTS ARE PHENOMENAL! -LUCIA

• ISAIAH:   WHY ARE YOU LUSTING?
• LUCIA:   BECAUSE HE HAS AN 8 PACK.
• ISAIAH:   YOU MEAN A 6 PACK.
• LUCIA:   NO 8.
• ISAIAH:   THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY, IT'S LIKE HAVING A THIRD PECK SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG HERE.
• MERD:   HE'S FROM NEW ZEALAND.
• ISAIAH:   OH THAT'S WHY.

WE ARE STILL USING LEGOS WE’RE JUST BUILDING A NEW MODEL.

WELL I FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE IN A SPEEDO BUT I WOULDN’T WEAR THAT TO WORK. SPEEDOS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN. SATAN WEARS SPEEDOS. -ISAIAH EDWARDS

CHEESE ON PANTS THE SEQUEL - ISAIAH EDWARDS

I USED TO BE A CHRISTIAN BEFORE I CAME HERE -ISAIAH EDWARDS

OH NO, CHEESE ON MY PANTS - ISAIAH EDWARDS

EVERYONE CHECK YOUR PHONES FOR POCKETS - LUCIA

MY EYE IS TWITCHING, MY EYE IS TWITCHING - MERD